Baby Burton Joseph, your mommy is a mermaid (and a princess). Your daddy is a badass (and a big softy). If they had their way, you would have swum in to the world under the blue TV light as Casper the friendly ghost saved the day. But like the movie, Muppets From Space, your entry was filled with interesting twists and unexpected turns. It is so good to have you in your home, with your parents that love you more than BMX, more than pigs, more than the prettiest tiara. Heck, they love you more than they even know. What do you think about that?

Welcome, Baby Burton. Welcome!

 

Michelle

May all babies be born into loving hands