Baby Ezra Keats, your birth experience went from low tech to high tech in a flash. From doggy doula and back rubs, to 911 and birth in an ambulance parked in front of Albany Medical Center. Whew! Now you just want snuggles and milkies.

Welcome, Baby Ezra. Welcome. Now, could you make the next decade less exciting? Please?


May all babies be born into loving hands